This has been one of the most bonkers weeks in the history of pop culture.  Let’s recap:

Monday

Jon and Kate announce divorce

Greenville native Lucas Glover wins US Open

Chris Brown pleads guilty to assault on ex-girlfriend Rihanna

Perez Hilton and Will.I.am have Twitter fued

Ed McMahon, wingman to Johnny Carson, dies

Tuesday

SC Gov Mark Sanford announces affair with Argentinian woman

Wednesday

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen hits theaters

Thursday

Farrah Fawcett dies at 62 after long battle with cancer

Michael Jackson dies at 50 after going into cardiac arrest

Friday

I need a nap from all this..

We lost a true ICON yesterday. Michael Jackson has influenced millions and millions of people, myself included and almost 100% of the artists you hear on the radio today. He was an innovator in all aspects of music, from music videos, to stage presence, and to the music itself. His music and legacy will live on forever!

Seacrest posted this on his twitter earlier today. I guess someone dropped it off for him to eat. I’m certain these will now clear up all those rumors

(relish not included)

Big congrats to greenville’s own Lucas Glover, he won the 109th U.S. open this week at Bethpage Black in NY. He is a graduate from Wade Hampton HS and Clemson, and is now ready to go head-to-head with me at Frankie’s Funpark.

Glover deeply pondering 'why did Jon & Kate have to go separate ways?'

Check my boy J. Dew (who doubles as the MC of the Greenville Drive) and a cameo from Greenville Mayor Knox White, as they collaborate to inform the good citizens of gville about the trolley system downtown  

Usher and his soon-to-be-ex, TAMEKA FOSTER, have been married just under two years. They’ve been living seperate lives for several months. They have two kids, ages 18 months and 6 months

Can someone get him a raincoat please?!

Jimmy Fallon had Mark Paul Gosselaar on the show tonight. You know him better at Zack Morrris from ‘Saved By The Bell’. Jimmy’s trying to get the Bayside gang together again for a reunion in 2009. Check out Zack’s gear from tonight’s episode. Please tell me Verizon Wirless still has that cell phone in stock..??

We stumbled across a picture of your boy Ryan Seacrest from back in the day. Not sure how old he was, but his glasses tell us EITHER sometime in the 1970’s, or the year that Little Debbie snack cakes ruled the earth..?