He’s a jolly old man

Santa’s coming in a few days!

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Here are a few tips to get what you want this christmas:

 1. Leave plenty of milk and cookies out. Or in case Santa went vegan this year, better get some cucumbers

 2. Don’t try and sneak downstairs to get a peak at Santa. The man really hates crowds

 3. BELIEVE! Cause you don’t want to end up like this kid on Christmas day..

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