Santa’s coming in a few days!

Here are a few tips to get what you want this christmas:

 1. Leave plenty of milk and cookies out. Or in case Santa went vegan this year, better get some cucumbers

 2. Don’t try and sneak downstairs to get a peak at Santa. The man really hates crowds

 3. BELIEVE! Cause you don’t want to end up like this kid on Christmas day..

What is wrong with us? Now we’re buying contacts for our cats so they can see better?? Ya…cause thats a good move. Let’s make it easier for them to scratch up my polyester couch and calf muscle..

For her 16th birthday, your girl Miley Cyrus wanted a $75,000 Mercedes. Mom and Dad said no go, so instead she got her mom’s hand me down Porsche. Miley says “I didn’t get the one I wanted, but I got the old car which wasn’t so bad because it was a Porsche…It was a pretty good hand me down”

I wouldn’t complain. At least her first car wasn’t set on fire by some religious group because I had power windows and the A/C actually worked. Some people can be so immature..

I asked listeners to send in a picture of what they were doing while listening to my show weeknights starting at 7p. Send in your pic to justjoe@b937online.com!

Kellie’s dog bella was driving her car..I guess?

Chase’s baby Erin was eating dinner and locking eyes with her sippy cup..

 This lady was working hard at her job..or she was updating her Facebook profile.. not exactly sure

 Caitlyn was doing some homework..

 And this chick was suposidly on her way to a booty call..

When you’ve already been on the road 9+ hours, you start getting delusional. See below for example: